Sexuality: 50% straight. Maybe like 47%.
Sexuality: [awkward shrug] [noncommital grunt] [avoidance of eye contact]
Sexuality: Heterosexual* ((*terms and conditions may apply))
Sexuality: Depends on the phases of the moon and the positioning of the stars
Sexuality: That is an excellent question. [strokes chin] [peers contemplatively into the distance] Freddie Mercury was born in September of 1946…..
Sexuality: I am exclusively attracted to the sound of money being rubbed together
Sexuality: [Opening crawl text in the beginning of every Star Wars movie]
Sexuality: In a spectrum of heterosexuality on one end and homosexuality on the other, I am floating somewhere in the vicinity of your favorite childhood memory.
Sexuality: [sneezes fourteen times in a row, makes you uncomfortable with repeating your bless you’s but also uncomfortable with ignoring the sounds, forces you to leave the room]
Sexuality: I am four tablespoons of queer in a medium glass of hetero. It doesn’t matter though because I dropped the glass years ago and stepped on a shard and had to excuse myself indefinitely. The glass is not empty. The glass simply is not there. Watch your step.
Sexuality: Overly complex and not entirely accurate analogies
Sexuality: I probably would not date an inanimate object??
Sexuality: [opens mouth] [theremin music begins to play]
And Slytherin will help you on the way to greatness.
When she’s babbling on about something. When you’re arguing. When you see her. When you’re with her. When you’re with your friends. When she cries. When shes happy. When she does something you love. After you ask her out. After she says she loves you. After you just kissed her. Before you leave. My point is, whenever you get the chance to kiss her, kiss her. It makes her feel loved.
if you kiss me when we’re arguing i will punch you straight in the fucking jaw
I'm definitely a morning person. I wake up dead happy, looking forward to having my cereal!
I would kill for a reality show of my favorite football club
#in one corner u got the spanish clique taking selfies and being adorable#sometimes juan and dave go to the toilet together#in another corner u got the long suffering wazza sitting through his 10000th hair joke of the day#then rvp being falcao’s fanboy or smth polishing his shoes#moyes dart board on the door#defence missing as usual (x)
liverpool are back!!!!!!
Elie Saab Haute Couture F/W 2014-2015